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Levi, sans Levis

I read yesterday where Levi Johnston, better known as Bristol Palin's near-miss husband and the father of her child, is busily preparing himself at the gym for an upcoming Playgirl shoot. That's right, the young man is taking a short break from trashing the mother of his child and her family, and will be shedding his clothing for the women's version of Playboy.
After Levi's numerous talk show appearances, the bits on the news channels, the ad hawking pistachio nuts, and now this, all I can say about it is:
 
Bristol Palin may have had a child out of wedlock, but it should be quite clear to everyone by now just exactly who the "ho" is.
 
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They should call it the "No-bell" Prize

... 'Cause trying to come up with a prize-worthy accomplishment made in Obama's first two weeks of office isn't ringing any bells.
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Dissent is Patiotic?

 
Another winner from www.thepeoplescube.com
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Man's Most Potent Weapon

"Ridicule is man's most potent weapon."
 
That is "Rule #5" in Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals", an out-of-print manual for guiding leftist agitators to wage war on the middle class and change government policy from within. In an early edition, it was dedicated to Lucifer, who, through rebellion "won his own kingdom". Saul Alinsky and his philosophy have been very influential to many of the big policy-makers we know today, including Wade Rathke (co-founder of ACORN and SEIU), Hillary Clinton (wrote her Wellesley College senior honors thesis about him) and perhaps most famously, Barack Obama.
 
More than any other American President in this country's history, Barack Obama has used ridicule in an attempt to diminish opposition to his policies, cheapen the credibility of his critics and dismiss the concerns of entire groups of people. He did it in a Presidential campaign stop in San Fransisco, CA where he painted "small-town" people in PA and the midwest as suspicious, racist and fearful of change. "(T)hey get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." After the Tax-Day Tea Parties of April 15, 2009, Obama denied knowing anything at all about the protests, trying to give the impression that these hastily-organized events were beneath his radar and not worthy of attention. Despite this initial statement, he had this to say on the 28th of April, at his 100th day townhall:
"Those of you who are watching certain news channels on which I'm not very popular, and you see folks waving tea bags around, Obama said, “let me just remind them that I am happy to have a serious conversation about how we are going to cut our health care costs down over the long term, how we are going to stabilize Social Security.”
“But,” Obama continued, “let's not play games and pretend that the reason [for the deficit] is because of the Recovery Act."
The issue of health-care reform, being intensely opposed by at least 53% of Americans and critical to the perceived "success" of both the Obama Presidency and a liberal mandate, has been vigorously defended by the Obama administration and congress not by well-defined principles and intellectual debate, but by ridicule. Ridicule of all opponents, including doctors, insurance companies, pharmaceutical companies, senior citizens, hospitals, bankers, Republicans, conservatives, veterans, small business owners and manufacturing companies. (If I've left any groups out, just wait- your turn is coming!) 
 
Sarah Palin's "death panel" phrase, used to describe the provision entitled “Advance Care Planning Consultation.” (Section 1233 of HR 3200) was heartily ridiculed by Obama, most media outlets, and the usual contigent of deranged Palin-haters. "No one's gonna kill Grandma," Obama joked. "There are no 'death panels' in the bill". Ha, ha, very funny. What the American people were concerned about  was a faceless panel of unelected people, directed to cut costs and save money, having infuence over who got care, what kind and how much.  This fear could have been articulated a little better than Palin managed it, but then again, it did get the necessary attention. This particular provision has also reportedly been exised from the bill, which is strange given that Obama insisted there was no such thing in the first place, but end-of-life counselling is not the government's business and should definitely not be contained in legislation.
 
I have digressed a bit, but would it not have benefitted the administration's position to address the actual concerns rather than ridicule both the phrase describing it and the people who shared concerns over anonymous panelists? If congressional members actually spent time considering the opposition's alternatives to single-payer health care systems rather than mocking them as "the party of 'no'", how much further along would we be today towards real, meaningful reform? Rather than demean American citizens as "angry mobs", "Nazis" or "teabaggers", wouldn't it serve Americans' interests better if these citizens' grievances over spiking tax rates, insane deficits and job losses were treated as legitimate, and not "manufactured anger"?
 
Ridicule is only "man's most potent weapon" when the man using it has no better weapon. Ridicule fails when those it is being used against know it is the other side's only weapon. Alinsky, being a fan of Lucifer, is short-sighted when it comes to man's place as the cosmos as God's own and His most cherished creation. God gave man intellect, free will and the ability to reason that man might use these gifts to choose for himself to worship and glorify God. God wants no praise from mindless slaves.
 
The thinking man uses reason to determine what is best for himself, and by extension, for his family. Men work together to determine what is best for their societies, by laws and compacts. Reason and intellect are man's tools, separating him from beasts. Ridicule is a cheap barb, irritating but easily broken. Man's most potent weapon is his ability to use reason. Man must use it to defend his most precious possession: freedom.
 
The next time you encounter ridicule for your opposition to poorly thought-out policies, your criticism of lazy arguments or the umbrage you take at being habitually lied to by your elected representatives, remember this: The strongest weapon in your opponent's arsenal is ridicule.
 
That should make you smile all day.
 


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A health Care Reform Proposal From The Suffolk Co. 9/12 Project

To all those out there who like to repeat the lies "Republicans are the party of 'no'", "conservatives aren't offering any alternatives to congress' plan" and "conservatives don't want the President to succeeed because they're racist", here is even more proof that those statements are nothing more than lies.
 
This is a simple proposal for health care reform put forward by one grassroots group, the Suffolk County 9-12 Project. I think most Americans could and would support this kind of reform. If anyone wishes to comment on this post, I strongly suggest that you give an indication of which parts of it you COULD support and why. Suggest improvements. Leave it to the hateful name-callers out there to do the tearing apart.
 
Thanks to Rich of the Suffolk County 9-12 Project for this alternate plan for health care reform!

We have seen over the past few weeks that our popular uprising is having an effect on public policy decisions. News media and certain politicians have tried everything to discredit us from calling us names to accusing us of advocating violence. What they fail to recognize is that we stand by our convictions because we believe in the Rule of Law, and that means we detest violence and other unlawful and unproductive activity.

Their well is drying up. They can only call us so many names and accuse us of so many things before reasonable people begin to question their motives and their truthfulness. It's clear from my observations that the tactics used against us will go in other directions. They are starting to say that healthcare is a moral issue, but that won't work for them either because they're right - healthcare is a moral issue. It is the moral dilemmas created by government participation in healthcare that compel us to act.

When all their tactics bear no fruit, they will begin to say that we have no alternative. Now is the time to become prepared. Let's talk about what we do want government to do with respect to healthcare.

I propose 5 separate and simple bills to be enacted 2 years apart. If enacted, the spirit of these proposals will yield immediate results, and will bring us to a functioning and fair system within a decade. It is a prudent approach; as a whole it will reform the entire system, but enacted as separate parts it will promote caution, guarantee citizen participation, give us the opportunity to see the effects and modify the plan as time moves on.

Bill 1. Open the market to new insurance products. Introduce Term Health Insurance options such as 5 year, 10 year or 20 year policies. This will enable insurers to group people into long term risk categories and decrease the cost to high risk individuals. This will enable the consumer to buy insurance without regard to pre-existing conditions; the added cost of "pre-existing conditions" can be absorbed by long term lock-ins of premiums from all risk categories.

Bill 2. Portability. Do not prohibit the people from purchasing health insurance across state lines. This will increase competition in the insurance markets and make it easier for the consumer to find a plan that fits their medical and financial needs. The lock-ins of long term health insurance policies will hedge the market against price instability when portability is introduced.

Bill 3. Group Coverage and a stronger focus on Health Savings Accounts. Make it easier for the people to buy group insurance outside of their employers. Allow the people to form groups on their own to pool money, open health savings accounts and increase access to insurance. After long term lock ins and portability, health insurance will offer better coverage for cheaper prices. This may eliminate the need for employer-based insurance altogether, and if it does not then the environment is prepared for non-employer based group coverage as another option for consumers.

Bill 4. Reasonable Tort Reform. Cap punitive damages to no more then 5x actual damages, unless a jury decides that the defendant (doctor) acted wantonly or with a depraved indifference to a reasonable standard of care. Sometimes doctors make mistakes, and sometimes they purposely do harm. We must distinguish between the two and allow doctors the ability to practice their craft, not punish them for honest mistakes.

Bill 5. Reassess and reform Medicaid and Medicare. Reform the programs consistent with the new healthcare markets the previous 4 bills will create. Insurance will be cheaper and better. The medicare and medicaid system will be ripe for a roll-over into a consumer based system. We are a wealthy nation and can afford to provide help for seniors, but only when the health insurance industry is properly primed to conform with free and fair market principles.


These summaries are simple concepts that are easy to accomplish and understand. The legislation written from these summaries is simple to construct. Let's discuss this frame work and bring it to our elected representatives.
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Obama's Townhall: I can tell how suited you are for the job in the first five minutes.

The first five minutes are generally felt among interviewers to be of prime importance in a job interview. It is during this time that first impressions are formed. Subtle cues given off by the candidate, barely able to be described or cognitively recognized by an interviewer coalesce to form a "gut feeling" about the applicant. Dress, mannerisms, language, facial expressions, things said and unsaid all can contribute to a quick and eerily accurate picture within a very short time. President Obama is not a stupid man; he knows very well about how imagery and theatre can be used to project a desired message. So when he announced a townhall meeting for this afternoon, I expected he would make certain that his message was controlled. I expected he would try to make his sale within the first few minutes of this meeting.
 
I heard it mentioned that tickets to this townhall were given out to various sources including "community organizers", I had a gut feeling regarding where this was going, but I thought I'd watch anyway. I wanted too see what questions were asked and how they were handled. Would the President answer directly, or bloviate? Would the audience be split equally between supporters and detractors? Who would get the questions? Was this going to be another "Obama-style townhall" campaign event, or an actual forum for debate?
 
Obama spent about the first ten minutes talking and making jokes. He said that "we will pass health care reform this year", meaning no matter what the polls say about the American people's feelings about it, or how poorly the legislation is written, or how badly reform fails to do what it is most needed to, the President will use every tool at his disposal to ram reform through. My confidence in the President's sincere desire to listen, to try to acheive concensus or respect and consider opposing views was not bolstered. In his opening remarks, Obama blamed the insurance companies for the state of our health care system (the one most people are satisfied with), and engaged in some good old class warfare.
 
For a Townhall meeting, this one was shaping up to be nothing at all like the others we have seen on TV recently! All of the people seated in the audience behind the President applauded everything he said. They laughed at all of his jokes. Well, maybe that was a fluke, I thought. Maybe the rest of the audience more accurately depicts the current sampling of the country, 53% of which is not supportive of health care reform. My answer came within the next minute: as the President talked about the need to have cost reductions (8 minutes in and he still hasn't taken a single question), without giving any details, of course, he made a joke and the cameras panned in a wide shot to a large section of the attendees. Every single one of the audience members that I could see were applauding, smiling, laughing, or a combination of those things. I see no one who looks as though they oppose health care reform or single-payer health care here.
 
The President condescends, as is his manner, to those who oppose him. "Let's disagree over things that are real, not wild misrepresentations" he said to wild cheering. (As opposed to disagreeing over the "made up things" that Americans are concerned about!) Obama sees those things in the bills which concerns Americans as wild rumors and scare tactics. He has never explained or justified them, except to debunk the "death panel" hyperbole, but anyone who reads Ezekiel Emanuel's paper on "Principles for allocation of scarce medical interventions" can decide for themselves what to call the bureaucrats who decide what, if any, care you'll get after age 50.
 
About 10 minutes in, loud chanting of "Yes, We Can" starts. Yes, this is a very balanced crowd. There should be some good debate here.
 
Obama says"special interests fight back to scare and mislead" Americans everytime "we get close" to having health care reform. More wild cheering follows. Who are these special interests? The insurance companies have been quiet. "Big Pharma" has been quiet. On the other side of things, ACORN and the SEIU are getting money and directives to support the President's reform plans, going so far as to physically assault the opposition participants. Hmm.
 
Finally, it is time for some questions from the audience! Obama says he will go "boy-girl-boy-girl" in the interest of fairness. Widespread giggles. Then he says, if it looks like he is getting too many supportive questions (always a danger in townhalls dealing with health-care reform, as you know if you have been paying any attention this month!), he will search for an opposing view or two. The first question comes from state representative Peter Schmidt (D, NH).
 
Representative Schmidt tells the audience and President Obama that he currently has government-run health care, and he loves it! (Cheers and applause.) His question is the suggestion that, if the Republicans won't just go along with health-care reform, shouldn't they be disregarded and reform passed anyway? (More cheers and applause.) Obama doesn't really answer the question (he doesn't need to- his feelings on the matter are well-known) except to say that "getting it done" is more important than bipartisanship. But he hasn't been able to condescend to anyone for a full five minutes, and he needs a fix. He tells an anecdote about a lady who called him to say "stay out of health care, and stay away from my Medicare!" The audience laughs at this idea of a kooky lady who wants her health-care left alone. How silly! How ignorant! She must be a teabagger, haw haw haw!
 
The second question came from little Julia Hall of MA. (Seriously, she looked to be 14) She said "I saw a lot of signs outside with mean things about reform". Oh, boy. Obama says "I saw some of those signs too!" Laughs from the audience. He mentioned the rumor of "death panels", and said that regarding the rationing of health care, "Insurance companies are rationing care!" Again, insurance companies are demonized, and the concern that costs will be reduced by giving what is euphemistically called "attenuated care" to certain groups of people is never addressed.
 
Before the third question could be asked, talking heads on the TV mercifully broke in to start analyzing what was said. I was hoping to hear from at least one "opposing view", but I was advised to catch the streaming webcast for the rest of the meeting. Obama had monopolized all but one minute of the thirty minutes of this townhall broadcast. And it still wasn't over. I decided that I'd seen enough. Watching more wasn't going to convince me that Obama was now interested in American's concerns or fears, or was going to stop demonizing his opponents or ridiculing them. He is the same high-pressure used-car salesman that he has been all along. The gravity of the office of President has changed nothing.
 
Based on what I saw over half an hour, I do not trust President Obama to enact health care reform. I do not trust Congress to do the same. I tried to give Obama the benefit of the doubt instead of walking away after five minutes, but I saw nothing in his performance this afternoon to tell me he has my best interests at heart. I like my insurance plan, I can manage its costs, and I don't want single-payer. I don't believe the congress or the President when they tell me I won't have to have single-payer. I don't trust them.
 
By the way, the talking heads' voices are heard in the office where I now write this. They say that after diligent searching, Obama did find a  tough question from someone at that townhall. Someone apparently has the audacity to think Obama is not tough enough on congress. Let's hope he's not sent to the camps!
 
 
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Our grandfathers knew how to deal with tyranny.

 
Let's stop tip-toeing around and denounce this thuggish administration for what it is: totalitarian, secretive, and oppressive. So much horror has been done unto man for the sake of "the greater good". It is here now, in the White House and in Congress. We must now fight against the Islamofascists without, and the socialists within. Pray for this country, pray for those who love it, and keep up the fight.
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Hope and Change

We wanted "change"- we got "the same, but worse".
We were promised openness and transparency. We got obfuscation and secrecy about EVERYTHING.
We were tired of Bush spending, Bush deficits. We got Bush spending and deficits quadrupled.
We were promised bipartisanship. We got one-party rule.
We were promised "a new era of self-responsibility". We got "it's Bush's fault".
We were promised a "post-racial era". We got racists in the White House instead.
We were told Obama would represent all Americans, not just those who voted for him. We got "I won", and ACORN, the media and the SEIU attacking all opposition.
We wanted hope. We got intimidation.
We wanted change. We need more change.
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My Doctor's Thoughts On Health Care Reform

I missed a chance to tangle with some jack-booted ACORN thugs on the Island today. I had an appointment at my doctor's office for routine bloodwork. I'd made the appointment weeks in advance, scheduling it at my last appointment, in fact, and it is part of my annual physical, so it took higher priority than the call to crack some ACORNs.
 
On the way there I thought to myself, if Obama and his flying congressional monkeys go ahead and push health care reform through, who knows what could happen to my current level of care? I know, I know; Obama SAYS I can keep my current coverage (but only if my husband's employer decides to keep that plan, and only if it isn't changed at all), and the White House SAYS no one is "talking about single-payer" (except for Obama. And Barney Frank. And some others- but who's counting?) but I'm just not feeling all that reassured for some reason. Proponents of the health care reform are saying that talk of "rationing care" is just meant to scare people, but the paper titled "Principles for allocation of scare medical interventions" co-authored by Ezekiel Emanuel, Rahm's brother and an advisor on White House Health Care policy, does just that very effectively. I'm convinced that health-care reform Obama-style is a disaster waiting to be avoided, but, since I wasn't going to get my chance to convince over 50 angry ACORN mobsters, I thought I'd take the opportunity to ask whichever health-care professionals I encountered for their opinions on reform.
 
After my $20 co-pay was collected, I was taken to one of the waiting rooms and visited by a technician I happen to like. She is outgoing and down-to-earth and one of the best venipuncturers I've ever stuck by. She asked a bunch of questions about my vitals, my general health, etc., then got the phlebotomy tools out and drew blood. I didn't even feel the needle, and there was no bruising left afterward. Pro-fessional! Then she answered some questions about two different labs doing work for the office, gave me a cup for a urine sample to submit upon leaving and, before she left, I asked her about her opinions regarding health care reform.
 
She didn't go into great detail, but she conveyed to me the effect that rising costs were having on the office. Costs are going up everywhere on the Island, but medical supplies are rising a little more rapidly. Everything from the paper rolls used to cover the examination table to the band aids costs more, and it is squeezing the doctor's profits. Sensing that she was perhaps a little nervous to be discussing something that could turn into politics, and reasonably certain she had at least 5 other people to see just then, I thanked her for her time.
 
I had about 20 minutes to wait before one of the doctors came in to look over my history and ask more questions. This office has three doctors seing patients; a patient can request a particular doctor, but I don't like to "play favorites" and consequently, I never know who's going to walk in. Dr. S tends to be a little brusque, doesn't seem all that eager for questions. She likes to do what she needs to, then move along to the next patient. Dr. R is a big, garrulous guy and loves to go into all kinds of detail on how things work. Dr. B has all sorts of lauds on his walls and is consistently named one of the top doctors in medical trade magazines and patient-ratings websites. He gets those awards because he cares about what he does and the patients he sees, and has apparently gone "above and beyond" for many of them, whatever that may mean.
 
Today I drew Dr. B in the lottery. He gave me a "homework assignment" (collect stool samples for colorectal screening- Whee!), asked about my general health, thoughtfully answered some questions I had regarding a few issues, and talked about why my husband and I are getting these "homework assignments" every year despite the fact that we're only in our very early forties. He said, "Colo-rectal cancer is almost 100% treatable if caught early. If caught late, not so much. These are simple, non-invasive screening tests that tell us if we need to progress to other kinds of tests. I have a friend who is in his 30's and is being treated for this kind of cancer. Chances are he'll beat it, because it was caught early. But if no one had even begun screening until he was in his 50's, he would be dead." He went into more detail about the cause and diagnosis and treatment of this cancer, how our awful diets can tend to cause issues in the bowels (ech), and closed with "a lot of people don't take this test seriously. A lot just don't do it. But it's important, because we can treat cancer so much more effectively if it is identified in the early stages."
 
We discussed one or two other things, and then I asked him about health care reform. he said, "Obama is right, we do need reform. When patients come in, we treat them. We care about them, and we want to do what's best for their health, so we run tests and do what we need to for the patient. But health care is not like other industries, where costs are passed on to the customer. When you have work done on your car, for instance, if the price of oil or oil disposal, or tires, or labor goes up, you, the customer, end up paying more for the service. In this industry, though, we get reimbursed for costs through the insurance companies. If a person comes in and they have leg pain or back pain, we do what we need to and submit forms- pages and pages of forms that can take hours to fill out- for reimbursal. If the insurance company feels we haven't provided enough information regarding the care, they'll request that we send them more information about the treatment, or thay may send the patient a request for more information, before they will reimburse for expenses. And sometimes, they don't reimburse at all. So we eat the cost."
 
"Now, I'm not against insurance companies making a profit, but they could really help us out by making just a little less profit and paying for tests we feel are necessary a little more often." Here I should tell you that Dr. B's practice is in a rather small building, and the front office area has had one ceiling tile missing for two years now.  The furniture is not leather-and-chrome. The reception area is tightly packed with file shelves and office equipment, stacks of papers, receptionists and file-claims people (4 in all?), and always looks as though its about to be renovated at any minute. The place is not dirty or unkempt, but it does not say "this practice makes some money!"
 
He continued: "Then there's the matter of other costs, which are high to start with on Long Island, as you know, but are going up even more. The dumpster out back that we toss our non-biohazardous stuff into- the cost for pickup went up $40 recently due to fuel surcharges. Electricity is up because of fuel surcharges. Those costs aren't passed on to the customer, and the insurance companies aren't reimbursing us more to help cover these increases. That's our expense. All the supplies are more expensive, because they need fuel to be made or to be transported here. Again, we pay, not the patients."
 
"So, yes, we need health care reform, but it needs to be focused on the insurance companies, I think, and this other stuff Obama is talking about, well," (Dr. B. makes a noise and a hand gesture to indicate that the other Obama ideas like single-payer are "out there".)
 
So I left, thanking Dr. B for his answers and his time, and he thanked me for asking questions. On the way home I reflected on the utter lack of debate surrounding reform. The Democrats are pushing it, no one really knows what is in the bill, and anytime concerns are expressed about certain elements of the various bills, those voicing the concerns are attacked. Ordinary Americans who will be affected by changes to the health care system are avoided by their representatives or dismissed by the media (taking direction from the White House) as "angry mobs", "Nazis" or "astro turf" protestors who are paid to rabble-rouse by the insurance companies and "Big Pharma". Nancy Pelosi and Steny Hoyer apparently have authored an op-ed to appear in Monday's USA Today which smears those protesting the rush to reform as "Un-American".
 
With the far-left calling all the shots, dissent has stopped being a noble action. It is no longer "the highest form of patriotism" as it was when fewer numbers were protesting the war in Iraq. Now it is "Un-American". People are asked to turn in "fishy" information from private emails and websites to a White House address (an illegal request, I might add, and one that would have drawn howls of outrage and probably demonstrations from the left had Bush done it!); the White House has mobilized ACORN and the unions to intimidate those trying to protest rapid reform or ask questions of their representatives, sometimes to the point of physically assaulting them. THIS is how the White House is "managing their message"? With coordinated attacks from special-interest groups on dissenting Americans?
 
We need real debate on this issue, and we need time to make the right decisions about how to enact reform. We don't need a rush job on yet another expensive bill. As long as the White House is run by a Chicago thug, and not a statesman, and the Democratic party is allowing itself to be hijacked by the far-left fringe, then it is the patriotic duty of Americans all over this country to protest these bills' being rammed down our throats. I expect that the counter-protests manned by ACORN and the union members will escalate in violence as the White House continues to lose control of their message and support for reform keeps dropping. To those who meet the thugs anyway, I say be on your guard, be prepared, and do your utmost not to stoop to their level.
 
If we need reform, let's get it done correctly. Not quickly. I doubt that my doctor will mind waiting a little bit longer.
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The Obvious Candidate for a trip to North Korea is Al Gore.

INTERIOR, KIM JONG IL PALACE, DPRK

Kim Jong Il: "Send for Nobew Roreate Al Gore! I gwow tiwed of raunching missiles! Bwing me fat dwaling enviwonmentalist for my amusement!"
Al Gore enters, dressed in a tuxedo and wearing his Nobel Prize medal: "You summoned me, Mister Il?"
KJI: "Ah, good! You here! I have had many, many bowrs of KimChi, Al Gore, and I feer vewy stwong gweenhouse gasses wewring up inside me. Do you want to sampre emissions for cap and twade?"
Al Gore, sighing: "Mr. Il, let's please not do this..."
KJI: (shouting explosively): "Do you want to sample emissions?!?! Wadie weporters die in pwison if you do not sample!"
AG: "Fine. Mr. Il, it has come to our attention that you are potentially in violation of the Kyoto treaty by virtue of the fact that you have been emitting an overabundance of the greenhouse gases hydrogen sulfide, methane and-"
(KJI emits a very loud, very prolonged, very vigorous flatus into Al Gore's face. Al Gore winces as his eyes begin to tear up. He tries to recover.)
AG: "Meth.. Methane and carbon diox (cough).. Carbon dioxide, which is known to be harmful to.."
KJI: "Rittle is known about cause of gwobal warming. Maybe you should turn off lights in your big capitawist house!"
AG: "Mr. Il, I have a Nobel Prize for my work and my acclaimed documentary film, "An Inconvenient Truth", and-"
KJI, explosively: "Do not argue! There are no gweenhouse gasses here!"
(Another violent bout of flatus ensues and engulfs the Nobel Laureate, staggering him.)
KJI: Ha! You WIKE that, Wiberal pengwin? Here is more for you big fwaring nostwils!"
AG: "No! Please! You are violating multiple treaties! I am an important diplomat!"
KJI: "You are big joke, not worth wasting good KimChi gas on!"
(KJI claps hands and summons an aide.)
KJI: "Fat Nobew Woreate pengwin has gwown tiwesome. Bwing me.... Hans Bwix!"
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M'aidez! M'aidez!

It is May 1, 2009; an auspicious and meaningful day to begin a web log. 
You see, in some ways, May 1 is to the Left what July 4 is to the Right.
It is International Workers' Day. Labor unions all over the world have their members, ironically, NOT working, but parading and demonstrating in the streets. Except in Canada and America for the most part, where people still stubbornly (bitterly?) cling to the belief that hard work is virtuous and will get you somewhere.
On May 1, 1948, The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea) was established, with Kim-Il-sung as President. No comment necessary.
On May 1, 1961, Fidel Castro proclaims that Cuba is a socialist nation, and abolishes elections. Again, no comment necessary.
On May 1, 1971, Amtrack is formed to take over U.S. passenger rail service. Today, the U.S. government has a controlling interest in automobile manufacturing and banks also, and all one has to do is look at how profitable Amtrack (or the Post Office, or ) has been to get a different kind of thrill running up one's leg!
 
The springtime breezes ushering in the month of May should encourage deep, cleansing breaths, an inspiration to limitless freedom and appreciative walks among nature's beauty. Unfortunately for many, May just seems to bring out the budding tyrant. So... I will be reflecting publicly on the Obama Presidency, American culture, and how the two achieve an uneasy sort of detente. 
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